All Your Base Are Belong To Us - Retro Gamer Octopus
All Your Base Are Belong To Us - Retro Gamer Octopus
Old-school gaming. Hacker culture. One gloriously broken piece of internet history. This retro octopus design brings the legendary “ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US” meme back from the early days of online chaos, with glowing eyes, tangled cable tentacles, and a cyberpunk edge. It’s a throwback for gamers, hackers, terminal junkies, and anyone who remembers when the internet was considerably weirder.
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium 180 g/m² weight for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for durability and shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed print
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for stable fit and scratch-free wear
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean