Conservative Christians Be Like… – Distracted Faith T-Shirt

A familiar meme format with a pointed religious and political twist.

Conservative Christians Be Like… depicts Jesus getting left behind while the distracted believer turns his attention toward Donald Trump, satirizing the tension critics see between Christian teachings and political loyalty. 

Designed as provocative social commentary for skeptics, freethinkers, political-satire fans, and anyone who appreciates a meme that asks an uncomfortable question without needing a paragraph to explain the punchline.

 

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors — medium weight (180 g/m²) for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork for sharp, long-lasting graphics
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape and classic crew fit for shape retention and comfort
- OEKO-TEX® certified, tear-away label, and made in Nicaragua with ethical cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50