Fried – High Colonel Stoner T-Shirt

The Colonel has a new secret herb.

The Fried tee serves up a twisted stoner parody featuring a familiar-looking fast-food colonel surrounded by bright green cannabis leaves and psychedelic swirls. The bold black, white, and neon-green artwork gives the whole design a retro head-shop feel with exactly the kind of terrible pun humanity apparently needed.

Made for stoners, cannabis enthusiasts, 4/20 crowds, and anyone who appreciates weed culture mixed with ridiculous parody humor.

Original recipe? Nah. This one’s fried.

 

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durable, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main artwork for crisp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; made in Nicaragua with ethical cotton sourcing

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50