Hell No, I’m Not Coming Back T-Shirt
Hell No, I’m Not Coming Back T-Shirt
Turns the Second Coming into a perfectly reasonable refusal. Hell No, I’m Not Coming Back imagines Jesus looking down at communion and deciding humanity has gotten a little too enthusiastic about eating his flesh and drinking his blood. A darkly funny take on one of Christianity’s stranger traditions, made for atheists, skeptics, recovering believers, and anyone who appreciates a little sacrilege with their satire.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — durable yet breathable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/label detail and DTG for main chest artwork
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean