Insert Billionaire Here – Anti-Capitalist Guillotine T-Shirt
S / Light Blue
$25.99
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Insert Billionaire Here – Anti-Capitalist Guillotine T-Shirt
$25.99
When the system protects the wealthy and exploits everyone else, sometimes subtlety just isn't enough. The Insert Billionaire Here T-shirt delivers a brutally sarcastic message about wealth inequality, corporate greed, and the absurd concentration of power in the hands of the ultra-rich.
Featuring a vintage wooden guillotine with a bloodstained blade and the words "INSERT BILLIONAIRE HERE" carved into its base, this bold design draws inspiration from revolutionary history and anti-capitalist resistance. It's dark humor with a sharp political edge, made for those who believe billionaires shouldn't rule the world while everyone else struggles to survive.
Because when the rich keep saying "let them eat cake," history has a few suggestions.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner neck details and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed front print
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and EU 2-year warranty; complies with safety and chemical standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth fit and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/inner neck details and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed front print
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, and EU 2-year warranty; complies with safety and chemical standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean