Not a Cybercriminal - Hacker T-Shirt

For hackers, security nerds, pentesters, and terminal dwellers who are tired of explaining that knowing how systems break doesn’t make you the bad guy.

The glitchy green design gives it that unmistakable hacker aesthetic while keeping the message simple: skilled, curious, and definitely not a cybercriminal. Probably.

 

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric — durable with year-round comfort
- Seamless tubular knit body reduces waste and gives a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed collar, shoulder twill tape, and tear-away label for lasting shape and comfortable wear
- Dual printing: crisp DTF details on sleeves/labels with DTG for main artwork — vivid, high-resolution graphic
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets safety and EU warranty standards (2 years)

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

 

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50