Guarding Your Stash Since 800 AD - Fantasy Dragon Stoner Tee

Forget knights and princesses. This dragon has a far more important responsibility: protecting the stash.

 

Deep in a smoky, enchanted garden of cannabis and mushrooms, one very dedicated dragon has spent centuries guarding the goods from thieves, freeloaders, and that one friend who swears they’ll replace what they smoked.

 

A colorful fantasy-meets-stoner design for dragon lovers, fantasy nerds, cannabis enthusiasts, and anyone who understands that some treasures are worth guarding.

 

Here there be dragons. And apparently some really good weed.

 

Product features
- Durable 100% cotton body (solid colors) with a medium-weight 180 g/m² knit for year‑round comfort
- Smooth, strong fabric ideal for crisp DTG and DTF prints; natural color shows subtle flecking
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed, seam-free collar for shape retention and reduced waste
- Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label for lasting fit and scratch-free comfort
- Meets OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100; complies with EU safety standards and includes a 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50