Jesus Took the Wheel - T-Shirt

They said, “Jesus, take the wheel.” Nobody mentioned how the trip was supposed to end.

 

Jesus Took the Wheel takes the familiar phrase to its wonderfully disastrous conclusion, complete with a totaled car, an unfortunate tree, and some seriously questionable divine navigation.

 

A dark-humor design for skeptics, heathens, blasphemers, and anyone who appreciates taking an innocent expression way too literally.

 

Next time, maybe keep YOUR hands on the wheel.

 

Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner label and DTG for main artwork for sharp, detailed graphics
- OEKO-TEX® certified; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates)

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50